Yacht Lover Prints

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

'Here we are. . . rule 64. . . anti social figureheads.'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

Man Holding Up Boat Showroom.

Tax Dodger

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boat wedding.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Watching Sea Life.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"They migrate here each summer."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Here's the junk mail.'

I'd rather be at the office.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Have a very piratical Birthday