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The Battle Between Television and Books

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Victor Hugo

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

The World's Biggest Book Club

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

The Beard in the Stone