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'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

First Novels.

Victor Hugo

"Meet the author"

Reading my Critics

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Don Quixote

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Do it yourself books.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.