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'My favorite book? The 1946 Encyclopedia Britannica's volume 9, Extracti to Gamb. What's yours?'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

International Women's Day

Director/Action Man toy.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

The first car accident.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'