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'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Do it yourself books.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Beard in the Stone

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!