Funny Book Lover Gifts

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Gen-Next Library

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Say hello to my little friend."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Do it yourself books.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The Beard in the Stone

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

The World's Biggest Book Club