Satirical Book Lover T-Shirts

"She's promiscuous. She's in five book groups."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Crap from the future.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Loan Alley

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Minority Report

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

The Origin of Creationism

The Death Of Venus

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

The Monroe Doctrine

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Honest Voting Stickers

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Think tanks.

"With great power comes great reward."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

Only in America

Golden bubbles

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.