Satirical Book Lover T-Shirts

"She's promiscuous. She's in five book groups."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Crap from the future.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Loan Alley

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

The Origin of Creationism

The Death Of Venus

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Honest Voting Stickers

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

The Monroe Doctrine

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Give me your sick...

Golden bubbles

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."