Book-movie Lover Gifts

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

Reading my Critics

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Don Quixote

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Do it yourself books.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."