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'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Lazy Octopus

"You keep impeccable time."

"Mum, I got the job!"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Watchdog

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

'You dropped your day planner.'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

Building a house.

Spiro & Pusho and the terrapin

"Stop touching me Steve!"

'Don't worry about it Bob: 130 is the new 100...'

'In the few minutes remaining, Dr. Nemo, could you briefly give us some idea what you've been talking about for the last hour?'

'The doctor says he's got attention def what's on the telly?'

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'

"You've mellowed - I remember you turning off this programme on disgust when it was first shown in 2005."

Friends forever.

"The remote is missing and the channels keep changing. What do you have in your mouth?"

'Bless you...'

Putting Down Roots.