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'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Dancing with the Star Wars

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Night Life: L.A.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."