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"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Spoiler alert."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

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How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

'He's in training for the Olympics'

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."