Tv Show Savior T-Shirts

I haven't seen Uncle Mort lately. Are you serious? How could you miss him? Ever since Youtube started demonetizing channels left and right, it's been driving independent content creators out of business. Your uncle's out front trying to get people to sign a petition to save his favorite show. "Oatmeal News" told us what the incontinence industry didn't want us to hear about staying regular!

North Pole

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Binge Watch

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

S.O.S. vaccine

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

World Health Organization

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

'Did I put the recycling out?'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Oil Spill.

Vaccine

Superhero Rescues Books.

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"Stop. I've got sand in my shoe again."

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

Alas poor Yorrick

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

Robot Bores

'You're in luck. The dog ate my sermon.'

Time Management Seminar Schedule.

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

Ocean Plastic

TV. "Seinfeld" was just the first --- Now there are a lot of shows about nothing.