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Alien David statue

Gary turns 40.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Phoenix

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

Computer tech support sacred offering

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

"Your next life will be so much better."

'I'm sure that in a previous life I used to be a clown.'

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

'What a lovely card.' 'Yes, and it's made from recycled paper. Which is apprpriate considering you're on the rebound.'

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

'What fresh hell is this? I just spent 50 grand on hair plugs.'

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

'The good news is, you're getting reincarnated...the bad news is, you're gonna be a mayfly...you've got five hours!'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?'