Tv Show Rebirth Pillows

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

Alien David statue

Gary turns 40.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Phoenix

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Computer tech support sacred offering

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

"Your next life will be so much better."

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

"I've just been reincarnated, does anyone know what number iPhone we're up to?"

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

'What a lovely card.' 'Yes, and it's made from recycled paper. Which is apprpriate considering you're on the rebound.'

'I'm sure that in a previous life I used to be a clown.'

'What fresh hell is this? I just spent 50 grand on hair plugs.'

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?'