Renaissance Rebirth Pillows

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

Alien David statue

"We're following Carrot Top."

Theorbo

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Selfie

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Raphael

Phoenix

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

El Greco

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Shakespeare

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Michelangelo's David

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

Desiderius Erasmus

'Perhaps just a touch of mystery.'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

Vitruvian Man

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"