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'What fresh hell is this? I just spent 50 grand on hair plugs.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

reincarnated worm...

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

New Age Store.

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Phoenix

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Did you have a cat?"

Buddhist photo albums,