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'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Psychic diving competition.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Big Medium

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"I do miss the crystal ball."

I just knew this would be dull.

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

"I'm not having trouble reading your mind, but the typos and grammatical errors are frustrating. . ."

Astral Projecting Babushkas

Jimmy Hill

"Hi, I'm Kevin and I'll be your server tonight...but I guess you already knew that!"

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

"What do you want first, the good news or the bad news about the good news?"

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

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