Tv Psychic Enthusiast Gifts

F&E Celebrity Investment Counselors. Our clients have been very satisified with the work we've done for them recently. We got the pop star into some great stocks for a song! As anticipated, the TV psychic is doing well in the futures market. And the silent partnership meets the mime's investment criteria. Of all our clients, the vain movie star is the easiest to please. Like everybody else, he wants to make money. Yeah, but he's also happy when he loses his shirt!

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Psychic diving competition.

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Big Medium

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

"You like people and people respond to that."

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"I do miss the crystal ball."

I just knew this would be dull.

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'Oh, don't mind Grandpa - he's just having an acid flashback.'

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

Dr.Phil McGraw

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"What can you tell me about my life?"

"Hi, I'm Kevin and I'll be your server tonight...but I guess you already knew that!"

Astral Projecting Babushkas

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

Jimmy Hill

"I'm not having trouble reading your mind, but the typos and grammatical errors are frustrating. . ."

"What do you want first, the good news or the bad news about the good news?"

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

"You like to drink toilet water, roll in poop, and sniff butts..."

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'