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Psychic Convention

'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The Environmentalist

Toadstools

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

Rocking Witches.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're solemates!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Channelling on the Cheap

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Pie Filling Reader

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'