Tv Production Prints

"... but when the broadcasting company sent him $5,000 for his first script we laughed out of the other side of our mouths."

"...And now for the local news."

"The network asked him to lower costs by making local content in China."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Cut!

TV jester.

Tree house.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Applause

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Senior Jeopardy!

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."