Tv Marathon Master Pillows

Glacially Motivated

Woman tells slob husband: 'Yes, you've got the Gold for watching the most Olympics coverage, now please get a shower.'

Girl on couch considers channel-hopping to be a sport

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

American Idle.

TV-Man

Running

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Binge Watch

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Starvation Watching

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

Birthday To-Do List

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

Inactive wear store.

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."