Tv Marathon Master Pillows

Glacially Motivated

Woman tells slob husband: 'Yes, you've got the Gold for watching the most Olympics coverage, now please get a shower.'

Girl on couch considers channel-hopping to be a sport

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Running

TV-Man

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Binge Watch

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

Succession 2

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Birthday To-Do List

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

Inactive wear store.

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."