Tv Marathon Maestros Pillows

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Birthday To-Do List

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Inactive wear store.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

"When did this game get started?"

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."