Tv Interview Fanatic Pillows

'Mrs Smith, get me a dictionary for my TV interview and have the words yes and no removed!'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Do you have any other skills?

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?"

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Help wanted. Various positions available.

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'He will observe your text now...'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."