Tv Gossip Devotees Gifts

'She's so put together!'

A little bird told me...

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

JET (Part I)

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Stable boys and Scottsman

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."