Tv Fundraising Aficionado Gifts

'How's the pledge drive going'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

'Big Issue...'

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

Marathon costume

Appeals

Campaign Trail

'Profit or non-profit?'

"I gave on the E train."

Professional Fund Riasers

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."