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"Oyl & Waters"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Billy. The Kid.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Needs to get a life"

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'