Turtleneck Fashionista Pillows

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Blue Dress and Feather

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Carioca

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Alien Beauty Magazine

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Foxy lady

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Unicorn in the Woods

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Burlyesque

The Formal Street Artist

Watering can helmet.

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

Amy Winehouse

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Will Curl Lip For Food

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Operation Tattoo