Turtleneck Fashionista Pillows

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Blue Dress and Feather

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

I love the Shard

Carioca

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Alien Beauty Magazine

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Unicorn in the Woods

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Foxy lady

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Burlyesque

Watering can helmet.

The Formal Street Artist

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Will Curl Lip For Food

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.