Bottleneck Enthusiast Pillows

Rail PLC - 'We're investing in bottlenecks.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Christopher Nolan caricature

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Best Special Effects Award

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

"You're stealing the blanket."

Frost advisory tonight.

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

The Trench-Sealer

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"I've got sea mail."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."