Turtle Power Aficionado Prints

"Mornin' Speedy."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"We haven't danced in ages."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Tortoises breakdancing

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"How are we on bread?"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."