Turtle Power Aficionado Mugs

"Mornin' Speedy."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"We haven't danced in ages."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"How are we on bread?"

Tortoise polishing his shell

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Tortoises breakdancing

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"