Turtle Talk Enthusiast Mugs

'Don't worry about it Bob: 130 is the new 100...'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

The Stripper

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"We haven't danced in ages."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"Actually I never loved you."

Tortoises breakdancing

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."