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Happy Birthday Superstar DJ!

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

A souped up car...

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Psychic car mechanics.

Club DJ.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Useless car accessories.

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

I love Pottery.

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

'The best part is the roadkill!'

'If I have to be at those boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong"

"After you hear my spin it won't seem nearly as bad!"

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

NYPD Siren Training

"I knew you'd come!"

My Dog Scratch

'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'

God Knitting a Sheep