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"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

11 Ways To Avoid Chapter 11.

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"As far as I'm concerned, it just takes my kind."

"What's in it for me?"