Turnaround Specialist Mugs

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'We need someone who can turn this company around in a hurry.'

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

The man who finally got his account in the black

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

11 Ways To Avoid Chapter 11.

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"As far as I'm concerned, it just takes my kind."

"What's in it for me?"

The Wargfields embark on their Christmas night tradition of camping out at the mall to be the first in line to return gifts.'

'That's just a warning to lay off the cream-filled doughnuts and start getting some exercise,'