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Turkey.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

James Joyce.

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Nelson Mandela.

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Sun Worshipers

Before and After Holiday Diet

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

"Come on - let me guess again."

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

Holiday Overkill.

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

Christmas escape plan

Improv Night

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

Pearly Queen Gates