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Turkey - EU.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

The First Fire Stick

Trump secret police

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Paul Ree

Sundial Time

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."