Turkish History Buff Gifts

Turkey - EU.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Tourists

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Sundial Time

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

The First Fire Stick

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Trump secret police

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'