Turkish Culture Admirer Prints

Turkey.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

James Joyce.

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Nelson Mandela.

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Sun Worshipers

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

Holiday Overkill.

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"Come on - let me guess again."

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

Improv Night

Christmas escape plan

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'