Turkish Culture Lover Prints

'I was something of a young Turk myself, once.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

Eugene Delacroix

Josephine Baker

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

Before and After Holiday Diet

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Hieroglyph stamps.

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Archaeologists doing a Selfie

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

Cleopatra

Holiday Overkill.

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."