Turkish Culture Lovers Prints

Turkey smoking a hookah.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Europa takes a selfie

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Before and After Holiday Diet

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

Turkey Dinner and gravity

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

God perfects his turkey design.

Holiday Overkill.

Christmas escape plan

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"

Dante Alighieri.

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

"That's him office...the peeping tom!"

See? Just trace your feathers like this, and you've drawn a person!

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

'My Christmas bonus.'