Turkey Troublemaker Pillows

'Don't give me that innocent look.'

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

"Blackmail has given me a confidence I've never felt before."

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

Later that day, little Johnny got in big trouble for playing with them.

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

Playpen Jailbreak.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"