"Have you ever wondered why we're all the same age?"
Turkey Trivia Expert Mugs
Start their day with a dose of humor—our turkey trivia expert mugs feature witty designs perfect for coffee or tea lovers who know their birds from their facts.
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'
'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'
"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."
"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."
"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'
'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'
"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"
"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"
"Never say you're stuffed!"
'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'
"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."
'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'
A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.
'How To Survive The Holidays'.
God perfects his turkey design.
Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'
Nicholas Parsons RIP
Ineffective Turkey Disguises
"A reading from the ax of the apostles."
'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'
Frog Flycatcher.
'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'
"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."
"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."
"Any talents besides tasting good?"
Turkey Dinner and gravity
Christmas escape plan
"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."
And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"
'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'
CSI Thanksgiving.
Turkey Trivia Expert Mugs Collection
Turkey Trivia Expert Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate turkey trivia mastery—an amusing and stylish addition to any living space.
Turkey Trivia Expert Prints
Browse our fun and clever prints for turkey trivia lovers to brighten up their rooms and showcase their bird-brained brilliance.
Turkey Trivia Expert T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for turkey trivia aficionados—great for casual wear and sparking conversations.