Turkey Day Jokester Mugs

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Bug hanging up stockings

'Now dear, it may be Thanksgiving, but stop referring to your aunt's gallbladder as a giblet.'

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

Turkey Autopsy

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

Thanksgiving.

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"Have't seen this before...I'll need to ask the boss."

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

" ... And the kids only like me for my presents."

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

Two Weeks to Turkey Day. Now, Ernie, you know "Turkey Day" refers to Thanksgiving and not election day.

T is for Turkey

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

Holiday: Been there done it!

"Wanna use the door?"

Modern Day Christmas Carolers