Thanksgiving Jokesters Mugs

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Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Bug hanging up stockings

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

'Now dear, it may be Thanksgiving, but stop referring to your aunt's gallbladder as a giblet.'

Turkey Autopsy

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'What, not even a kiss first?'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Santa Elevator

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.