"It's getting harder and harder to find a man with a head on his shoulders."
Turkey Talk Enthusiast T-Shirts
Express your turkey talk obsession with our witty t-shirts. Designed for enthusiasts who love to wear their passion, these tees add humor and personality to your casual wardrobe.
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'
'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'
'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."
'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'
"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."
'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'
"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"
"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"
"Never say you're stuffed!"
'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'
'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'
"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."
Before and After Holiday Diet
A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.
'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'
'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'
"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."
Ineffective Turkey Disguises
Turkey Dinner and gravity
"A reading from the ax of the apostles."
'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'
"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."
Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'
God perfects his turkey design.
Holiday Overkill.
"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."
Christmas escape plan
And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"
Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.
See? Just trace your feathers like this, and you've drawn a person!
'My Christmas bonus.'
Turkey Talk Enthusiast T-Shirts Collection
Turkey Talk Enthusiast Mugs
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Turkey Talk Enthusiast Pillows
Add a humorous touch to your home decor with our turkey talk pillows, crafted to celebrate your feathered fascination.
Turkey Talk Enthusiast Prints
Decorate your space with our unique turkey talk prints—perfect for showcasing your passion with humor and style.