Tupperware Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Pope tarts.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Tupperware Wolf

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Drinking Hats

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Have you seen this toaster?

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

"The Toast Whisperer"

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

Football Drinks

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

'Could you tell the court if you recognize this.'

Fork with a missing tine is in a wheelchair.

Girls learn to feed themselves earlier than boys do.

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

Toast with tanlines

'I've been having an identity crisis since I came out of the drawer,'

'How do I tell the fork from the spoon?'

Bully in the China Shop

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

"Congrats! It's a spork."

"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."