Tuneful Thinker Gifts

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

Playdough's The Republic

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Hamlet

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

Ceiling Paint

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

Musician

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

Inspiration Point.

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

Hair traffic controller.

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

Descartes' dog.

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

Coulda Woulda Shoulda.