Fanciful Thinker Gifts

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

What else is there to wish for?

Playdough's The Republic

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Hamlet

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Inkwell Genie.

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.