Tune Wielder Pillows

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

Musical genres

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Vincent Van Goat.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Musical Bicycle.

Sportsman and music

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

'I think he is a composer.'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

'Moon, June...'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

Police Dept. Public Information Office. This press release should say "We have not yet gathered evidence," not "We're clueless"!

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"Cheater"

Eric Clapton.

Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

Ear Bud Hijacking

Dido

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?