Tune Picker Pillows

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

"Check out this new store."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Ralph Stanley

The Scenic Route

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'Moon, June...'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

Mozart

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

EU money addiction

"I get paid by the word."

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"Our top story: People all over the world have stopped fighting, and will join together in a chorus of peace and love! This just in: Fighting erupts over what song to sing."

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

Ear Bud Hijacking

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

Dido

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'